Hoping this becomes a new photoshopping genre….
shake what yo mamma gave ya
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
What a jolly pup.
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Boom.
Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]
[h/t: nevver]
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
GOD
Treadmill preset: Fabulous
Oh my God.
Accurate.
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
